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A little nothing ~ Satire

While everyday there are reports being published about selfie being a ‘psychological disease’, someone seems to be going around the world, across the seven seas, taking selfies with biggie-counterparts of other countries. Guess who?
On the other hand, there is someone who went on a secret hiatus to some foreign country and presumably coming back after having learnt yoga (for sitting in padmasana with farmers), kalaripayattu (to learn the fine art of balancing the eyes and trying not to squint) , how to talk sensibly in the parliament and vadra, vadra.. err vagera* vagera.
What the latter doesn’t realize is “once a dumba$$, always a dumba$$” (Used my friend’s one-liner here without permission, btw).
A mockery of a show! Well, yes, I am talking about the IPL. I am not a pessimist but Sherry pa ji is pushing the limits! If a game gets cancelled due to rain, play the damn serial ‘Sooryavansham’, we watch it tirelessly every time you telecast it after all!
When it is that time of the year when we thank the gods and goodness’ for the rains, they make us sing “Rain rain go away”, only to watch Kozli illegally romance Ashushkha :P We'd rather watch Shivanee the anchor as she sports her cute smile.
Picture sourced from here
Phew! That was my try at ‘satire' and I am already tired! :D I didn’t have any clue what to write when I clicked on ‘New Post’ . Well, NaMo gave a good kick start! :)
Hope you liked it, folks! :)

* vagera (hindi) – etcetera 


  1. For all those travel around the world, there are 1 billion naive people paying for it. Did you say kozhi..err kozli romance with ashushka?

    1. //For all those travel around the world, there are 1 billion naive people paying for it// Well said SG
      ! :) Absolutely agree with you ...

      His hairstyle does look like kozhi thalai only, no? :D :D :D we have to put up with such atrocities as well! :D *facepalm*

  2. It's difficult to mock people without knowing the full picture. But it's a lot of fun, I agree :)

    Destination Infinity

    1. //It's difficult to mock people without knowing the full picture.// I agree with you, Rajesh! :) That's why I stuck to the most-criticized ones :D


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