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I like the letter ‘E’ of all the alphabets. I had umpteen choices of words and great many ideas swimming across my head. I wanted to write about Easter Eggs, Elephants, Eskimos, Emptiness, What not! But something made me shelf all these lovely topics and choose this word Elflock. Guess why?

 

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This morning, in the shower, I witnessed Apocalypse!!!

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This is how my hair looks like after it is completely dry. A Velcro manufacturing unit might approach me to discuss their business prospects; I see a great future ahead of me *Sob* *Sob*

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I have been trying some hair treatments at home. I smear the magical concoction of coconut oil, olive oil and castor oil which smells more like X - *I don't want to mention it*. After the oil is absorbed and half of it covers my face, I put on the highly recommended special hair mask. The ingredients for the mask are - Egg whites (3), Thick-set yogurt(one small cup) and the juice of 2 big lemons. This one certainly smells better. After washing all of this off and emptying the water tank, I dry my hair naturally with a soft turkey towel. Finally, I look at the mirror hoping my hair would look divine like this:

 

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or at least like this Smurfette:

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But, this is what I actually look like - A Frizzy Fizz:

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My encounter with bad hair days is getting so monotonous that I thought I will share and vent out some.

 

Do people really have hair like Merida, Rapunzel, Medusa, Princess Jasmin and Smurfette?

Do men have bad hair days?

 

 

 

 
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  1. SGApril 6, 2015 at 7:00 AM

    Very interesting. I don't think men have bad hair days - they not only have short hair but also 50% of them are like Kojak.

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    1. UnknownApril 8, 2015 at 4:54 AM

      Thanks for the comments, SG!
      //they not only have short hair but also 50% of them are like Kojak.// This one had me cracking up like crazy :D :D I can't help but agree with you :)

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  2. Danielle L ZecherApril 6, 2015 at 7:51 AM

    I'm a little bit jealous that you have that much volume and body in your hair. My hair is straight and flat, I can't imagine how greasy it would look if I put those treatments on it. Doesn't it seem like everyone wants the hair they don't have? I try to curl mine, my sister has curly hair and straightens it.

    I don't think men have bad hair days. Just another thing they don't have to deal with.

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    1. UnknownApril 8, 2015 at 4:58 AM

      Please don't be unless you like frizzy hair... I definitely agree that everyone wants the hair they don't have. :D But all I wish for is maintainable hair :)

      //Just another thing they don't have to deal with.// :D True that! My brother doesn't even comb his hair, he just brushes it with his fingers and still manages to look cool! :O *face-palm*

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